denis leary i m an asshole
denis leary -i m an assholeLRC歌词
- 更新时间：2009-3-10
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[00:08]Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about
[00:14]you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our
[00:19]chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,
[00:25]maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver,
[00:30]maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We dont know.
[00:37]Im just an average Joe with a regular job
[00:42]Im your average White suburbanite slob
[00:46]I like football and porno and books about war
[00:50]Ive got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
[00:55]My wife and my job, my kids and my car
[00:59]My feet on the table and a Cuban cigar
[01:07]But sometimes that just aint enough
[01:09]To keep a man like me interested
[01:11](Oh no) No way (Uh-uh)
[01:14]No, Ive got to go out and have fun
[01:18]At someone elses expense
[01:20](Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[01:23]I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
[01:27]While people behind me are going insane
[01:31]Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
[01:36]Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, such an asshole)
[01:40]I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
[01:44]I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
[01:48]Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
[01:52]Im an asshole (Hes the worlds biggest asshole)
[01:57]Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
[02:01]While handicapped people make handicapped faces
[02:05]Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
[02:09]Im an asshole (Hes a real fucking asshole)
[02:13]Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
[02:17]Ranting and raving and carrying on
[02:21]Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
[02:28]Naaaah!
[02:29]Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
[02:33]Im an asshole (Hes the worlds biggest asshole)
[02:38]You know what Im gonna do? Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado
[02:43]convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcabs and all leather cow interior
[02:48]and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And Im gonna drive
[02:52]around in that baby at 115 MPH getting on mile per gallon, sucking down
[02:56]quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned
[02:59]non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and when Im done suckin down
[03:02]those greaseball burgers, Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
[03:05]and then Im gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and
[03:08]there aint a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
[03:11]Because we got the bombs, thats why.
[03:13]Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania-they
[03:18]can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy
[03:21]cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it wont make a
[03:23]lick of difference because we got the bombs, okay? John Waynes not
[03:27]dead-hes frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer were gonna
[03:30]thaw out the Duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have
[03:33]you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times,
[03:36]thats how pissed off the Dukes gonna be. Im gonna get the Duke and John
[03:39]Cassavetes
[03:40][03:41]And Lee Marvin
[03:41][03:43]And Sam Peckinpah
[03:42]And a case of whisky and drive down to Texas...
[03:44](Hey, you know, you really are an asshole)
[03:46]Why dont you just shut up and sing the song, pal!
[03:48]Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
[03:52]Im an asshole (Hes the worlds biggest asshole)
[03:57]A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
[04:05]Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
[04:09]Fung achng tum a fung tuma fling chum
[04:13]Oooh oooh
[04:17]Im an asshole and proud of it!
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denis leary -i m an asshole歌词
- 歌词名称：i m an asshole
- 演唱歌手：denis leary
- Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American dream. About me, about
you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our
chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts,
maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver,
maybe in the kidneys, maybe even in the colon. We dont know.
Im just an average Joe with a regular job
Im your average White suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
Ive got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on the table and a Cuban cigar
To keep a man like me interested
But sometimes that just aint enough
(Oh no) No way (Uh-uh)
No, Ive got to go out and have fun
At someone elses expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
I drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insane
Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, such an asshole)
I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (Hes the worlds biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
Im an asshole (Hes a real fucking asshole)
While handicapped people make handicapped faces
Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Naaaah!
Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (Hes the worlds biggest asshole)
You know what Im gonna do? Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado
convertible, hot pink, with whaleskin hubcabs and all leather cow interior
and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And Im gonna drive
around in that baby at 115 MPH getting on mile per gallon, sucking down
quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned
non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, and when Im done suckin down
there aint a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. You know why?
those greaseball burgers, Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
and then Im gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and
Because we got the bombs, thats why.
Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons, okay? Russia, Germany, Romania-they
can have all the democracy they want. They can have a big democracy
cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it wont make a
lick of difference because we got the bombs, okay? John Waynes not
dead-hes frozen. And as soon as we find the cure for cancer were gonna
thaw out the Duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have
you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15,000,000 times,
thats how pissed off the Dukes gonna be. Im gonna get the Duke and John
Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whisky and drive down to Texas...
And Sam Peckinpah
(Hey, you know, you really are an asshole)
Why dont you just shut up and sing the song, pal!
Im an asshole (Hes an asshole, what an asshole)
Im an asshole (Hes the worlds biggest asshole)
A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Fung achng tum a fung tuma fling chum
Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf
Oooh oooh
Im an asshole and proud of it!
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